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[FreakyMe]

Уважаемые школьники!!!!!Обьявляю набор в кружок по английскому языку!!!!Даю неделю вам на раздумие!!!! Расскажите своим младшим братьям и сёстрам!!!!Пишите в личку или звоните на мобилку(номер есть на моей страничке в контакте). БУДЕТ ВЕСЕЛО!!!!!
Руководитель кружка Александра Николаевна (Фрики=)

[Schnapz]

Уважаемые школьники!!!!!Обьявляю набор в кружок по английскому языку!!!!Даю неделю вам на раздумие!!!! Расскажите своим младшим братьям и сёстрам!!!!Пишите в личку или звоните на мобилку(номер есть на моей страничке в контакте). БУДЕТ ВЕСЕЛО!!!!!
Руководитель кружка Александра Николаевна (Фрики=)

Оплата "пшеничкой" и "охотой".

[Ямщик]

Оплата "пшеничкой" и "охотой".

(Флуд)

[FreakyMe]

Реально флуд)))Я ваще серьёзно))))Педагог я,как никак))))Оплаты вродь как нет, но лучше званите или в ПМ))

[Schnapz]

ЫЫЫЫ!!! А теперь мы будем флудить в твоем топике!!

Пачом берешь?! Две поллитры за занятие идет? И орешки!

[FreakyMe]

это басплатно...занятия праводяцца в ДЮЦэ...расписание пока не знаю...но набрать мне надо 4 группы по 15 человек...Так што вместо того штоб СТЕБАЦЦО лучшеб помогли...=(((((((

[===СТАЛИНЕЦ===]

Кстати, для интереса можно сделать тему на форуме, где будет оффтоп с одним условием - общение только на английском. Цель - повышение качества владения английским среди форумчан.

[Ямщик]

это басплатно...занятия праводяцца в ДЮЦэ...расписание пока не знаю...но набрать мне надо 4 группы по 15 человек...Так што вместо того штоб СТЕБАЦЦО лучшеб помогли...=(((((((

Ходи по школам и прочим учреждениям и набирай.Здесь-то кто пойдёт?

[FreakyMe]

....ну мож у каво дети есть.....так...для информации...а по школам йа ужо обход начала...
кстта на щёт оффтопа на англицком)))Тема...ток есть обратным транслитом)))т.е. английские слова русскими букавами)))))))))

[Snake]

английские слова русскими букавами

Это типа "мазе вошинг э фрейм" или "гаддэм ю мазафака"?

[Adlean]

А на самом деле зря ржете!Фрики делом благородным занялась:-)
Теперь я знаю кто будет мои знания обновлять перед очередной проверкой:-)
Подробности сюда выкладывать не забывай-время занятий,примерную тематику,иногда можешь что-нибудь из методики по которой с детьми работать собираешься...люди должны знать куда детей отдают

[Schnapz]

Кстати, для интереса можно сделать тему на форуме, где будет оффтоп с одним условием - общение только на английском. Цель - повышение качества владения английским среди форумчан.

Yeap! What did you say about my mamma?!!!

это басплатно...занятия праводяцца в ДЮЦэ...расписание пока не знаю...но набрать мне надо 4 группы по 15 человек...Так што вместо того штоб СТЕБАЦЦО лучшеб помогли...=(((((((

It's some kind of graduation work? Teacher practice or something?

Ok. No vodka! Ostmark! Or "Lipton Yamskoy Tea"

[Ямщик]

Я разобрал только остмарк и липтон ямской чай.

[Schnapz]

Я разобрал только остмарк и липтон ямской чай.

YES!!! LIPTON YAMSKOY!! Taste once and you'll like it!!

[Snake]

LIPTON YAMSKOY

It's real tea? Or joke?
I such did not see. It is necessary to try.

[===СТАЛИНЕЦ===]

Hey, it's be nice if we will correct grammar mistakes each user who writes at English.

Yeap! What did you say about my mamma?!!

Schnapz, are you niger?
FreakMe, I'm afraid, mothers will not allow their kinds go to your... english section, - there are your nick... your forum's style...

Сообщение отредактировал ===СТАЛИНЕЦ=== - 7.9.2008, 18:43

[Snake]

===СТАЛИНЕЦ===, correctly nigger. And why mothers will not give the children on English language courses? They will be frightened of style FreakyMe?

[Ямщик]

O_o maza facka

[ЖРИЦА СОЛНЦА]

Напрасно ты, Сталинец, FreakyMe обижаешь!
Может, она на форуме - одна, а в жизни - совсем другая. Я вообще очень удивилась её объявлению и порадовалась за неё!
Черняховским мамашам за счастье должно быть, что с их детками БЕСПЛАТНО занимаются английским. (не хотите ли 10-100 доллАров за урок? )

(Я есть немножько забыть мой английский букв, я давно не бывать на родина.)

[===СТАЛИНЕЦ===]

Да не обижаю я ни в коем случае. Я так, слегка шутя, имел в виду, что мамы могут быть слегка в шоке. Никому не обижаться и не воспринимать всерьёз!
So, what are you talking about? FreakMe, come here, let's try talking an English!

[Schnapz]

LIPTON YAMSKOY

It's real tea? Or joke?
I such did not see. It is necessary to try.

Absolutely real! Ask Vlad for details!

Hey, it's be nice if we will correct grammar mistakes each user who writes at English.

Yeap! What did you say about my mamma?!!

Schnapz, are you niger?

You are having some against me cause I'm black??!! One more such word and I swear, I'll shoot your f...ing KKK ass!!!!!

FreakMe, I'm afraid, mothers will not allow their kinds go to your... english section, - there are your nick... your forum's style...

I think, poor children will rather become alcoholics than englishmen! Raspberry english lessons with a two or three litres of vodka for each pupil.

So, what are you talking about? FreakMe, come here, let's try talking an English!

Yeap, and maybe we'll be your first clients!

[Snake]

Absolutely real! Ask Vlad for details!

The joker! Vlad does not drink tea... If only it not the alcoholic.

Raspberry english lessons with a two or three litres of vodka for each pupil.

And what? There will be a new generation "малинщегоф".

[===СТАЛИНЕЦ===]

Schnapz, you are not nigger, I was wronged. There are pure and "russian" your English, - not nigger's, not yankee's. I think my too

Raspberry english lessons with a two or three litres of vodka for each pupil.

FreakyMe, WHERE YOU ARE?! How many mistakes we already wrote?

[Schnapz]

Absolutely real! Ask Vlad for details!

The joker! Vlad does not drink tea... If only it not the alcoholic.

Vlad drinks THIS tea a lot!

Raspberry english lessons with a two or three litres of vodka for each pupil.

And what? There will be a new generation "малинщегоф".

New, highly educated generation of raspberry party people? Those guys gonna be dangerous for whole society!

[Snake]

Vlad drinks THIS tea a lot!

It is more than vodka, good and different!

Those guys gonna be dangerous for whole society!

What for so it is gloomy? Unless Freaky can learn to the bad? I do not trust!!!

[Schnapz]

FreakyMe, WHERE YOU ARE?! How many mistakes we already wrote?

What did u say about my momma whitey?!!!!!!!!!! BANG BANG!!!

It is more than vodka, good and different!

Yes, it's brand new kind of alcohol developed to mutate normal people into piggies.

What for so it is gloomy? Unless Freaky can learn to the bad? I do not trust!!!

Unlikely bad, but not very good - probably! I'm not quite sure that parents want their children to drink much, listen some stuff of "brutal" music and paint their heads in black like do some idols of raspberry party people.

[Snake]

Unlikely bad, but not very good - probably! I'm not quite sure that parents want their children to drink much, listen some stuff of "brutal" music and paint their heads in black like do some idols of raspberry party people.

You seriously think, what it such madwoman? It, first of all, the teacher, and then already the nonconformist. I do not think that FreakyMe will come on a lesson in an unseemly kind and will learn children to informal culture.

[===СТАЛИНЕЦ===]

If I somteime will a english teacher, my pupils will listen Soviet patriotic songs and translate it to english...
Snake, I think you're right, Freaky is good. If she is a good teacher too, she is yet better.
I'm never was on Raspberry parties, what she did interesting at it? Except for drinking of vodka, it i was already heard

[Snake]

Snake, I think you're right, Freaky is good.

Yes, I very much hope that it so.

[Schnapz]

Hmm, let me think what teaching program it going to be....

First lesson:
1) Free essay on theme "How did I boozed whole summer"
2) Practicing in oathes
Homework - Translating Amatory lyrics in english

Second lesson:
1) Discussing philosophy of raspberry parties
2) Translating texts about contemporary subcultures (emo, pop etc.)
Homework - Learning any metalcore song

If I somteime will a english teacher, my pupils will listen Soviet patriotic songs and translate it to english...

Not very patriotic from you

[Snake]

And where ours topicstarter? Freaky, you where? Here there is somebody?

[===СТАЛИНЕЦ===]

Freaky, you where?

I think it's not correct. "Where You are?" - it's right I think...

[Snake]

Where You are

Where are you So will be more correct... In English language it is a lot of nuances.

[he][]

х...се вы тут ....О_о <-- flood? offtop?

Сообщение отредактировал Schnapz - 7.10.2008, 8:08

[===СТАЛИНЕЦ===]

he][, OFFTOPIC!

Snake, "Where are you " is certainly right but "where You are" is too on hearing.

[Snake]

"where You are" - question to many people... If I correctly remember.

[he][]

hmm...shit...i must speak only english? no russian swearing?

[Snake]

i must speak only english? no russian swearing?

It is desirable, but it is not obligatory. For lack of Freaky we train.

[he][]

gut

[===СТАЛИНЕЦ===]

good*

[Brutall]

O sheise! Hier ist eine kleine gut madchen, aber sie ist lehrelerin, und mein gross pimmel... Ай, не будем об этом на весь форум...

[Schnapz]

Grose pimmel? Du bist ein skromnisch arschloch!

Continue practicing. How much is the fiiiiish?!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Snake]

Du bist ein skromnisch arschloch!

O yeah! Brutall very modest! He never drank... He at all does not know, where at a bottle a neck! And in Belarus only eats... Potato and science granite.

How much is the fiiiiish?!!!!!!!!!!!!

Who here?


...continuous flooding...

[===СТАЛИНЕЦ===]

There are only 3 permanent users talking in this topic. Where other people? Where FreakyMe, why she is not here?
... there are it was eaten by zombis I think)))
Or she looking somtimes in this topic and laughs long and strongly))))

...under table.

Сообщение отредактировал ===СТАЛИНЕЦ=== - 22.9.2008, 19:45

[he][]

gut. zer gut.

[Snake]

Freaky has told that it does not have Internet, therefore does not answer us in this theme and it will not conduct English language courses because will work in edition of the newspaper "Полюс".

[===СТАЛИНЕЦ===]

That's cool! "Полюс" is importantly that our flooding.

[Schnapz]

Yeap, "Polyus" is good. But english courses are more better! Especially if they are combined mit einige arischen sprachen!!!!! Jaaa, naturlich!!!

And in Belarus only eats... Potato and science granite.

I've heard about some tasty meal, such as "konspekt". Did someone tried it? I'm very curious.

[FreakyMe]

Hi guys)))I'm glad that you are IN topic still)))But I've not many time...See you soon))

[Snake]

I've heard about some tasty meal, such as "konspekt". Did someone tried it? I'm very curious.

O yeah! "Konspekt" very tasty meal! In a youth I ate it much. Till now proof disgust...

[===СТАЛИНЕЦ===]

It's good... but there are was saddly thing 3-5 days old. My favourite perfect ICQ-bot "I-Bot Translate" is temporary unavailible, and so hardly understand this topic and write here. WEB-translators are very uncomfortable fo me, and paper-dictonary is not enought flexible.

[Schnapz]

This is your chance to improve your language skills! Freakyme seems too busy you know, that's why we can teach you ourselves Your first hometask will be translating Soviet hymn into english Go on!

Hi guys)))I'm glad that you are IN topic still)))But I've not many time...See you soon))

Oh, sorry for wasting your valuable time We are just unemployed people, who have no work to do, and we are sitting at the internet 24\7 posting some useless stuff at forums

[Snake]

Your first hometask will be translating Soviet hymn into english

"The union indestructible, republics free
Was rallied on eyelids by Great Russia
So uniform mighty Soviet Union is well created by will of the people..."

And Stalin, the Father of the people!

[===СТАЛИНЕЦ===]

No, no, no! There are exists great English versions, rhyphmatic and qality.

United forever in friendship and labour,
Our mighty republics will ever endure.
The great Soviet Union will live through the ages.
The dream of a people their fortress secure.

CHORUS:
Long live our Soviet Motherland, built by the people's mighty hand.
Long live our People, united and free.
Strong in our friendship tried by fire. Long may our crimson flag/light inspire,
Shining in glory for all men to see.

Through days dark and stormy where Great Lenin led us
Our eyes saw the bright sun of freedom above
and Stalin our Leader with faith in the People,
Inspired us to build up the land that we love.

CHORUS:
Long live our Soviet Motherland, built by the people's mighty hand.
Long live our People, united and free.
Strong in our friendship tried by fire. Long may our crimson flag/light inspire,
Shining in glory for all men to see.

We fought for the future, destroyed the invader,
and brought to our homeland the Laurels of Fame.
Our glory will live in the memory of nations
and all generations will honour her name.
CHORUS:

Long live our Soviet Motherland, built by the people's mighty hand.
Long live our People, united and free.
Strong in our friendship tried by fire. Long may our crimson flag/light inspire,
Shining in glory for all men to see.

Download here!!!

Else version:

Unbreakable Union of freeborn Republics
Great Russia has wielded forever to stand!
Created in struggle by will of the Peoples,
United and Mighty our Soviet Land!
CHORUS

Sing to our Motherland, Free and Undying,
Bulwark of Peoples in Brotherhood Strong!
Flag of the Soviets, Flag of the people,
From Victory to Victory lead us on!

Through tempests the shadows of freedom have cheered us,
Along the new path where great Lenin did lead,
Be true to the people, thus Stalin has reared us,
Inspired us to labor and Valorus Deed.
CHORUS

Sing to our Motherland, Free and Undying,
Bulwark of Peoples in Happiness Strong!
Flag of the Soviets, Flag of the people,
From Victory to Victory lead us on!

Our army grew up in the heat of grim battle,
Barbarian invaders we'll swiftly strike down.
In combat the fate of the future we'll settle,
Our country we'll lead to eternal renown!
CHORUS

Sing to our Motherland, Free and Undying,
Bulwark of Peoples in Bravery Strong!
Flag of the Soviets, Flag of the people,
From Victory to Victory lead us on!

Taked from WIKI.

[Schnapz]

This is cheating! I'm so dissapointed about you... For hometask you get F!

[===СТАЛИНЕЦ===]

No, there are right translare. There are nobody may do bad translating of USSR gimn, and I'm not good translator.
Schnapz, are you my English teacher? It's just new, gg) There are better that you add smiles to forun, as we discussed some days ago Or give me password and instructions by 2-3 days, I'l do it careful and forum will not die (I hope )
FreakyMe, when you will free and when we can talking here with your person?

[Snake]

translating of USSR gimn

Correctly hymn...
And "smiles" is good - it was pleasant to me.

[Schnapz]

No, there are right translare. There are nobody may do bad translating of USSR gimn, and I'm not good translator.
Schnapz, are you my English teacher? It's just new, gg) There are better that you add smiles to forun, as we discussed some days ago Or give me password and instructions by 2-3 days, I'l do it careful and forum will not die (I hope )
FreakyMe, when you will free and when we can talking here with your person?

Strongly check your grammar, man! I don't have smilies at work, they are at home. Now I have maybe hour or a little more for checking forum and then I need go back to work, sorry.

[FreakyMe]

Oh, sorry for wasting your valuable time rofl.gif We are just unemployed people, who have no work to do, and we are sitting at the internet 24\7 posting some useless stuff at forums rofl.gif

Кароч...Харэ стебаццо...Нету у меня нэта дома...я у мамки на работе в абед сижу млин...Так шо критику астафьте при себе!!!Факинг Офф(((

[Schnapz]

I don' understand what are you saying! Is it russian? I know few words on russian. Hmm... Oh! Nazdrowie!! Vodka! Bears! Putin Vladimirovich!

Is it true, that in Russia there is cold and snowy whole year? And I really don' like russian aggression against Georgia!

[===СТАЛИНЕЦ===]

Schnapz, Im understood about smilies, don't worry. It's not needs right now.
Grammar... I know I'm bad in using it.

FreakyMe, OK. But there are original and good talks creating here, we shouldn't stop this discussings.

[Snake]

Oh! Nazdrowie!! Vodka! Bears! Putin Vladimirovich!

And balalaika! Our medvedi sit in snowdrifts in caps, with a bottle of vodka and play all year long balalaika.

[Schnapz]

Oh! Nazdrowie!! Vodka! Bears! Putin Vladimirovich!

And balalaika! Our medvedi sit in snowdrifts in caps, with a bottle of vodka and play all year long balalaika.

Yes, and all of the bears buying vodka and meat for coupons! They are standing for 5 hours in the line to buy the only one bottle of vodka!

[===СТАЛИНЕЦ===]

345975 [ + 5452 − ] [:||||:] утверждена 2007-06-22 в 16:18
кусок перписки с девченкой из США.

я
So,... what do u know about Russia?

she
I have heard, that it poor and cold in russia.

я
well, somewhere it is.

...

я
sorry, i`m leaving for an hour, need to walk with my bear.

she
WHAT!?!?

© www.bash.org.ru

[Schnapz]

Yeap, I have my own handy brown bear too. He's name is Misha.

[===СТАЛИНЕЦ===]

And my pair of handly bears like drinking a vodka (one bottle per 2 days).

[Schnapz]

Yesterday I stucked up in the snow storm when I was leaving my work. For 4 hours I was sitting under the snow, drinking vodka, while tanks arrived and had got me out.

Hails to the USSR!

[FreakyMe]

FreakyMe, OK. But there are original and good talks creating here, we shouldn't stop this discussings.

I'm happy for you. But I think you should rename this topic and put it into OFFtop.Greetings.

[Snake]

But I think you should rename this topic

O'k! If you wish... The name the "English flood" is pleasant to you?

[FreakyMe]

hm...I think it's ok...=)

[===СТАЛИНЕЦ===]

It's good, because I wasn't understood old name of topic, it was writed by cyrillic)

[Parabellum]

Yesterday I stucked up in the snow storm when I was leaving my work. For 4 hours I was sitting under the snow, drinking vodka, while tanks arrived and had got me out.

Hails to the USSR!

Макс, я много лет живу в загранке, знаю 2 языка: типа немецкий, и английский. Скажу тебе простой секрет, если ты хочешь узнать, насколько хорошо человек владеет языками, есть 2 фразы, одна на английском, а вторая на немецком языке. Но только в личку))

It's good, because I wasn't understood old name of topic, it was writed by cyrillic)

Я то понял тебя, но носитель языка этого не поймёт никогда, вот уровень твоего английского

[===СТАЛИНЕЦ===]

It's nothing.
And You may write more correctly.

And we will know EN better.

[Seaman]

Я то понял тебя, но носитель языка этого не поймёт никогда, вот уровень твоего английского

готов доказать обратное
всё зависит от желания человека тебя понять
1- в волмарте в филадельфии меня не понимала негритянка-продавец и в ответ только вотсапила а бабушка(белая) поговорила объяснила по телкарточкам и выполнила маленькую просьбу- со служебного телефона вызвала такси
2- с дедушкой с восточного берега англии обсуждался вопрос игры клапанов после износа направляющих
и вот этим двоим носителям языка было наплевать на порядок слов герундии времена
они хотели понять
я хотел говорить и быть понятым
всё получалось

[Schnapz]

Я то понял тебя, но носитель языка этого не поймёт никогда, вот уровень твоего английского

готов доказать обратное
всё зависит от желания человека тебя понять
1- в волмарте в филадельфии меня не понимала негритянка-продавец и в ответ только вотсапила а бабушка(белая) поговорила объяснила по телкарточкам и выполнила маленькую просьбу- со служебного телефона вызвала такси
2- с дедушкой с восточного берега англии обсуждался вопрос игры клапанов после износа направляющих
и вот этим двоим носителям языка было наплевать на порядок слов герундии времена
они хотели понять
я хотел говорить и быть понятым
всё получалось

Yasen phig nositel vsegda pojmet, kak by ty krivo ne sprechal Cause we understand some immigrants here, aren't we? In spite of their rough russian speaking...

[===СТАЛИНЕЦ===]

And nobony wants flooding more?

[Schnapz]

Selling a brown bear for 5 rubles. "Topol-M" as a bonus.

[Snake]

- New party of old women? - has asked Ostap.
- Are orphans, - Alhen has answered, squeezing out a shoulder of the inspector of kitchen and gradually shaking the fist at orphans.
- Children of the Volga region? - Alhen was restive.
- A heavy heritage of an imperial mode? - Alhen has made a helpless gesture: a pier, there's nothing to be done, time such heritage.
© Twelve chairs

Как-то тупо звучит... Шутка юмора теряется.

[===СТАЛИНЕЦ===]

Возникла такая проблемка, нужен коллективный мозговой штурм.
Честно говоря, даже как-то неудобно просить об этом на форуме... Но нужно следущее: сделать несколько заданий по английскому. Я запарился, так как грамматику знаю фиговенько, онлайн-переводчики переводят криво, а методички этой в инете просто нет, не то что ответов для неё. Среди знакомых в аське всё больше таких же, как я: понять на инглише ещё могут, а грамотно написать - облом.
Мож, кто поможет? Надо 1, 2, 3 и 6. Можно и 4 на всякий случай. Чем скорее, тем лучше.
1)

2)

3)

[Brutall]

Возникла такая проблемка, нужен коллективный мозговой штурм.
Честно говоря, даже как-то неудобно просить об этом на форуме... Но нужно следущее: сделать несколько заданий по английскому. Я запарился, так как грамматику знаю фиговенько, онлайн-переводчики переводят криво, а методички этой в инете просто нет, не то что ответов для неё. Среди знакомых в аське всё больше таких же, как я: понять на инглише ещё могут, а грамотно написать - облом.
Мож, кто поможет? Надо 1, 2, 3 и 6. Можно и 4 на всякий случай. Чем скорее, тем лучше.
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2)

3)

1.)
1. Jane is a quick worker, but she works very carefully.
(тут хер знает, сликом просто всё, может я чего-то не понимаю, и есть подводные камни, но вроде так).
2. I don't like flying. It frights me, but my sister doesn't think it's frightening at all. She loves it.
3. Some members of the class refused to participate in the discussion.
4. We've got to make a decision soon. What do you think?
5. I was horrified when I heard about the accident.

2.)
1. You mustn't wear jeans at the Wacky club if you don't want to.
2. The rules in our school are very strict. We mustn't speak in class and we have to do our homework every day. (тут засомневался немного, где юзать to have to, а где must)
3. Uniform is optional at our school, we can wear it, or wear our own clothes.
4. You mustn't take me to the station tomorrow. I'm leaving very early, so I've ordered a taxi.
5. "Mum/ is it OK if I stay at Sarah's house on Saturday night?" "No, you have to stay there. We're going to to London next week, remember?"

всё, устал писать. Надеюсь, ещё кто-то допишет, что я не успел.

P.S. Хотя я вообще сам грамматику не сильно втыкаю. Когда на работу устраивался, тест по грамматике на 53% написал, еле взяли. Я разговорный хорошо знаю, грамматика сакс. Так что напиши потом, сколько ошибок у меня

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Спасибо большое, уже хорошо выручили! А то это жесть.
Шестое можете помочь, товарищи?

[Schnapz]

N 6:

1) а) What time is Sue arriving this afternoon?
б) About three. She said she would phone me after arriving.

а) Arent you going to meet her?
б) No, she said not to come to the airport. She said she'll take the bus.

2) A woman phoned at lunchtime yesterday and asked could she talk to Paul. I told that Paul had gone out and that I didn't know when he will be back. I asked her would she leave a message, but she said she would try later. But she never did

Cant remember exact rules of times in such sentences but I tried hard I need my mark too anyway

[BestKnight]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GT86iWiH2mI...eos=lGcJFip1iG4

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Thank you very much, guys!

[Schnapz]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GT86iWiH2mI...eos=lGcJFip1iG4

Super

[ytrhjvfyn]

There is here somebody who wishes to refresh the English? by talking with each other in chernyakhovsк.

[Snake]

Not a question... Would be about what.

[ytrhjvfyn]

too many thinks to talk about, speaking the best way.